Daisy Duke: They planted a still on our farm.
Pauline: They planted a still? Why would they have to plant a still?
Daisy Duke: 'Cause they're too damn dumb to find our real still.
Tanner: There isn't much people on either side of the road can agree on. Except that nobody likes you, Jimmy Cuervo.
Jimmy Cuervo: Goddamn, I guess I'll fire my publicist.
Badawi: You'll die with me.
Mike Rogo: Not today.
Skip: Yeah, this is Skip Engblom and the Zephyr Skateboard Team. Here's our entry fees. Now where's our trophies?
Audrey Billings: You said if I needed anything.
Frank Martin: I can't.
Audrey Billings: Why, because of who I am?
Frank Martin: Because of who I am.
Joaquin: Woah! How did you learn to fight like that?!
Alejandro: Prison changes a man.
Lt. Colonel Mucci: General, this is the man who led the raid... Captain Prince.
General Kreuger: Congratulations, soldier. I'm very sorry for your losses, but I want to let you know you men have done a great service to your country.
Captain Prince: Thank you, sir.
Seth Plummer: We're all gonna die.
The Penguin: Agh! Dead guys don't do that.
Dracula: Not dead... UN-dead.
The Penguin: I think I need to UN-wet my pants.
Odin: Now, find that mask, before I open up a can of lightning on you.
Aline Cedrac: I thought you were dead, asshole.
Jeff Talley: Why don't you tell me something that I don't fucking know?
Jimmy: Howdy neighbor. Just wanted to say, you know... welcome to the building. And uh, if you ever need any weed or anything, just come knock on my door.
Ranger Holt: Yeah. Thanks Jimmy, you'll definitely be hearing from us.
Jimmy: Cool.
Æon Flux: You cloned her.
Trevor Goodchild: I cloned everybody.
Father Malone: We're the children of murderers. All of us. Wayne, Castle, Williams, Malone.
Kathy Williams: But we haven't done anything.
Spooner: Yeah, keep my father out of this. We from Chicago.