Old Monk: Lust awakens the desire to possess. And that awakens the intent to murder.
Andre Stander: I'm tried for robbing banks. But, I have killed unarmed people.
Judge: That is not the business of the court.
Matt Lee Whitlock: Sometimes I think you want me to shoot you, Chae.
Tigger: Aww, I just love a hoppy ending.
Ron Launius: What the fuck am I going to do with a microwave?
John Holmes: You can heat food with it.
Ron Launius: The only thing I want to heat up right now is some dope.
Jack Jordan: I just ran over a man and two little girls.
Chris: I'm not a total dead loss as a woman, I may not be able to knit or make plum jam but I can bake a bloody Victoria sponge... 'course I didn't bake this one, I got it at Marks and Spencer.
April Burns: I'm the first pancake.
Evette: What do you mean?
Eugene: She's the one you're supposed to throw out.
Ada: When this war is over, there will be a reckoning.
Chuck: God only knows what that woman is capable of.
Grace: You know she's not capable of anything.
Ernestine: People are just getting dumber, but more opinionated.
Le tueur: You drive a woman crazy. You little slut.
Woo-jin Lee: Dae-su Oh talks too much.
Christian Markelli: I thought I'd rather die than be gay. I got a pretty good idea of what dying felt like. But lying there in the arms of that man, I thought if this is what being gay feels like... bring it on.
Walt: She's got mace.
Gen. 'Stonewall' Jackson: In the Army of the Shenandoah, you were the First Brigade! In the Army of the Potomac you were the First Brigade! In the Second Corps of this Army, you are the First Brigade! You are the First Brigade in the affections of your general, and I hope by your future deeds and bearing you will be handed down the posterity as the First Brigade in this our Second War of Independence. God Speed.
Senior Ed Bloom: I've been nothin' but myself since the day I was born, and if you can't see that it's your failin', not mine.
