Burt Holloway: You are the child of god's holy gift of life. You come from me. But you are not me. Your soul and your body are your own, and yours to do with as you wish.
Lee Holloway: [Smiles.] Thank you Daddy.
Helen Wade: Would you like anything?
George Wade: I'd love some Milk Duds.
Helen Wade: We don't have any, I could send out for one.
George Wade: Oh, no, don't be ridiculous. If you're going to send out, get a whole box.
Reed Thimple: Do you like the sound of crunching wood? I do.
Bruce: I hope you realize you've just committed assault.
Henry Desalvo: I know, I know. Time was, you actually had to hit somebody.
Dr. Ben Sobel: I am grieving. It's a process.
Adina: I have a FAT ass.
Ali G: Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.
Tracey Reynolds: Calvin, I think you should stick to basketball. You know why? You can't rap.
Jimmy Tong: That's definitely not a rental.
Detective Mitch Preston: Get that camera out of here.
Trey Sellars: Keep that camera right where it is.
Sean Bateman: I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you.
Steve Irwin: That was a close one.
Barry: I don't know if there is anything wrong because I don't know how other people are.
Pero: Please, your honor I'm here to confess. That man is innocent. Your honor I can no longer live with the guilt. It was me who was stealing that car, I confess. My brother Cosimo, Saint Cosimo as he's known on the streets, was only trying to stop me. And I told him, 'Cosimo, I need to steal this car, I'm a car thief, I steal cars... by myself.'.
Marco Zuluaga: Love is the saddest thing when it goes away, as a song by Jobim goes.
Charlie Kaufman: ...But a little fantastic and fleeting and out of reach.
Robert McKee: Then what happens?
Charlie Kaufman: That's the end of the book. I wanted to present it simply without big character arcs or sensationalizing the story. I wanted to show flowers as God's miracles. I wanted to show that Orlean never saw the blooming ghost orchid. It was about disappointment.
Milan: One guy can't take two on, except in the movies.
Ben Carpenter: C'mon, you mother. Come to papa.