Shannon Christie: Pretend you love me.
Joseph Donnelly: I pretend I love you.
Shannon Christie: I pretend I love you, too.
Professor Nikolias: Do you know how many children die every year from choking on french fries? Many more than from Adrenoleukodistrophy. You see, ours is what is known as an orphan disease, too small to be noticed, too small to be funded, especially with the iron hand of "Reganomics."
Hampton Pig: Speak to me, Plucky.
Plucky Duck: Auntie Em, is that you?
The Lieutenant: Get with the program.
Anton: Man and woman together make flower. Douglas, you are stem. Katya, you are petal. Together, we make flower.
Jimmy Hoffa: I'm gonna give ya a piece of advice. Don't ask for something if it's a burden to ya if ya get it.
Jeffries: It was a dream! We live inside a dream.
Ricky Roma: You stupid fucking cunt. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead.
Officer Pete Davis: Arrest you? I could kill you.
Ben: If you kill a whale, you get Greenpeace and Jacques Cousteau on your back, but wipe out sardines and you get a canning subsidy.
Leslie Zevo: Aww, he broke my sister.
Jack Kelson: Keep my name outta your mouth.
May-Alice Culhane: I am not ready for this. When I get stronger I will quit drinking.
Chantelle: If you keep drinking you won't get any stronger.
Sidney Deane: Can anybody step in for this guy? Anybody? For Mr. Motherfucking March of Dimes?
Daniel: Do you ever feel lost?
Claire Cooper: I invented it. It's mine.
Tracy Cross: You think I like taking my clothes off in front of all those people? It makes me sick to my stomach.
Chris Cross: Then stop!
Tracy Cross: Honey... sometimes in life you gotta' do things that aren't so good... to get what is good. (00:50:15)
Ed Leland: Forget about dying. You're not allowed to die.
Linda Voss: I've never seen you look scared before.
Ed Leland: I don't want to loose you. I want to be with you, always.
Linda Voss: Oh God, you wouldn't say that unless you were sure I was gonna die.
Older Mike: History is all in the mind of the teller. Truth is all in the telling.
