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When Col. Flagg holds his pistol up to stop Mr. Pak Sr. from leaving, you can see there is no magazine in the pistol. See more...
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According to the M*A*S*H A&E Biography they were not allowed to have blood on any of the doctors/nurses outfits in this episode. The network didn't even want them to be in the operating room in the first episode. See more...
M*A*S*H (1972) - 23 quotes
starring Alan Alda, David Ogden Stiers, Loretta Swit, McLean Stevenson, Mike Farrell, Wayne Rogers (add more)
Colonel Flagg: I could kill you with one finger.
Frank Burns: Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns: The men hate me, don't they?
Radar: Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns: I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper: I often wonder that too, Frank.
Frank Burns: I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper: Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Frank Burns: You disgust me!
Hawkeye: You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Frank Burns: I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye: You're only off by two letters.
Cpl. Igor Straminsky: See these fresh oranges? They don't grow on trees, you know.
PA System: Attention all personnel. Due to the shortage of oil and wood, tonight's movie will be burned at 1800.
Colonel Flagg: You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
Radar: Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns: I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger: He has no compound-interest.
Radar: Sir, there's someone waiting to see you.
Henry Blake: I was born with someone waiting to see me.
Hawkeye: If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
PA System: Due to circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today.
Margaret: Act like a man, you sniveling twerp!
Henry Blake: Will you stop saying what I'm thinking?
Radar: One of us has to.
Frank Burns: I love it here.
Col. Potter: Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Henry Blake: You're always wrong, Frank. That's what's so right about you.
Dr. Sidney Freedman: I haven't washed my hands since I became a psychiatrist.
Col. Potter: Please excuse these two, they're themselves today.