While on the phone, Radar spells out BJ's father-in-law's last name, "H-A-Y-D-E-N" to which Hawkeye quips, "M-O-U-S-E" parodying the old line from the Mickey Mouse club. The M.M. club didn't air until 1955. See more...
Spearchucker Jones was removed from the series after the writers were informed that there were no black surgeons stationed at MASH (Mobile Army Surgical Hospital) units, during the Korean War. See more...
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The Trial of Henry Blake (series 2)
Hawkeye: Did you see that?
Hawkeye: A big red bird with fuzzy pink feet.
Trapper: Hey Hawk, did you see that?
Hawkeye: What did you see?
Trapper: A big red bird with fuzzy pink feet.
Hawkeye: [To the nurse.] See?
Sometimes You Hear the Bullet (series 1)
Henry Blake: All I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war, and rule number one is that young men die. And rule number two is that doctors can't change rule number one.
What's Up, Doc? (series 6)
Dr. Winchester: My family has had problems with immigrants ever since we came to America.
Colonel Flagg: I could kill you with one finger.
Frank Burns: Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns: The men hate me, don't they?
Radar: Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns: I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper: I often wonder that too, Frank.
Frank Burns: I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper: Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Frank Burns: You disgust me!
Hawkeye: You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Frank Burns: I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye: You're only off by two letters.
Cpl. Igor Straminsky: See these fresh oranges? They don't grow on trees, you know.
PA System: Attention all personnel. Due to the shortage of oil and wood, tonight's movie will be burned at 1800.
Colonel Flagg: You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
Radar: Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns: I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger: He has no compound-interest.
Radar: Sir, there's someone waiting to see you.
Henry Blake: I was born with someone waiting to see me.
Hawkeye: If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
PA System: Due to circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today.
Margaret: Act like a man, you sniveling twerp!
Henry Blake: Will you stop saying what I'm thinking?
Radar: One of us has to.
Frank Burns: I love it here.
Col. Potter: Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.