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Quotes from Tony Robinson

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Blackadder: Right Baldrick, let's try again. This is called adding. If I have two beans and then I add two more beans, what do I have?

Baldrick: Some beans.

Blackadder: Yes...and no. Let's try again, shall we? I have two beans, then I add to more beans what does that make?

Baldrick: A very small casserole.

Blackadder: Baldrick, the ape creature of the Indus have mastered this. Now, try again. One, two, three, four! So how many are there?

Baldrick: Three

Blackadder: What.

Baldrick: (Pointing to one) And that one.

Blackadder: (Picking it up) Three and that one. So if I add that one to the three what will I have?

Baldrick: Ah! Some beans.

Blackadder: Yes. To you Baldrick, the rennaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?

Blackadder: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way there could never be a war.

Baldrick: But - this is a sort of a war, isn't it sir?

Blackadder: Yes that's right, you see there was a tiny flaw in the plan.

George: What was that sir?

Blackadder: It was bollocks.

Blackadder: It is strangely keeping in the manner of our courtship that your maid of honour should be a man.

Baldrick: Thank you very much, my lord.

Blackadder: I use the word 'man' in the broadest possible sense. For as we all know, God created man in his own image, and it would be a sad look out for Christians throughout the globe if God looked anything like you, Baldrick.

Baldrick: I have a plan, sir.

Blackadder: Really, Baldrick, a cunning and subtle one?

Baldrick: Yes, sir.

Blackadder: As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?

[Blackadder puts the phone down.]

Baldrick: Who was that?

Blackadder: Strangely enough Baldrick, that was his Holiness Pope Gregory IX, inviting me to join him for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the Saucy Sue, currently wintering in Montego Bay, with the England cricket team, and the Balinese Goddes of Plenty.

Baldrick: Really?

Blackadder: No, not really. I've been ordered to HQ - no doubt means that idiot General Melchett is about to offer me an attractive new opportunity to have my brains blown out for Britain.

Blackadder: We are reprieved. It is a triumph for stupidity over common sense.

Baldrick: Thank you very much.

Blackadder: As a special reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday. [Pauses for a second.] Did you enjoy it?

[Baldrick has just been made a lord, much to Blackadder's annoyance, and been given £400,000.]

Blackadder: Give me the bloody money, Baldrick or you're dead.

Baldrick: Give me the bloody money Baldrick or you're dead, MY LORD.

Blackadder: Just do it Baldrick, or I shall further enoble you by knighting you very clumsily with this meat cleaver.

Baldrick: But then I'll go to hell for ever for stealing!

Blackadder: Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub, and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil.

Baldrick: I'm glad to say you won't be needing those pills Mr. B.

Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?

Baldrick: They certainly are.

Blackadder: Well forgive me if I don't jump up and down with glee, your record in this department is not exactly 100%.

Blackadder: I've had it up to here with that Prince. One more insult and our contract will be as broken as this jug

Baldrick: But that jug's not broken

Blackadder: You really do walk right into these things, don't you Baldrick?

[Smashes the jug on Baldrick's head]