John C. Reilly (back to the J list / R list)

Dale Doback: Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, who do you pick?

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!

Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!

Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

[Waking up from dreams on top of each other.]

Dale Doback: Oh no, I'm late for school.

Brennan Huff: I'll kiss you on the lips Kenny Rodgers.

Dale Doback: I manage a baseball team.

Nancy Huff: Oh, little league?

Dale Doback: Fantasy league.

Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.

Dr. Robert Doback: Shut the fuck up!

Dr. Robert Doback: We're putting the house on the market.

Dale Doback: Where are we moving?

Brennan Huff: Is the house haunted?

Dale Doback: My dad and I decided that Nancy's kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.

Brennan Huff: Who's the retard?

Dale Doback: You.

Brennan Huff: Oh.

Brennan: Favorite prehistoric dinosaur?

Brennan and Dale: Tyrannosaurus rex!

Dale: Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to?

Brennan and Dale: Home Weekly!

Brennan: Who is one man that you would sleep with if you were a girl?

Brennan and Dale: John Stamos!

Dale: Oh my gosh.

Brennan: Did we just become best friends?

Dale: Yup.

Brennan: Wanna go do karate in the garage?

Dale: Yup.

Vanellope von Schweetz: What's your name?

Wreck-It Ralph: Wreck-It Ralph.

Vanellope von Schweetz: Why are your hands so freakishly big?

Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?

Wreck-It Ralph: It's hard to love your job, when no one else seems to like you for doing it.

Wreck-It Ralph: When did video games get so violent? It's scary out here!

Wreck-It Ralph: You're a winner!

Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm a winner...

Wreck-It Ralph: And you're adorable!

Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm ADORABLE!

Wreck-It Ralph: They invited Pac Man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher?

Wreck-It Ralph: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Surge Protector: Name?

Wreck-It Ralph: Lara Croft.

Vanellope: So how did I do?

Ralph: Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain.

Vanellope: Right, right. That's a good note.