John Rhys-Davies (back to the J list / R list)

Henry: Come on, Junior.

Indiana: Dad, will you stop calling me Junior?

Sallah: I don't understand. What is this Junior?

Henry: That's his name: Junior! Henry Jones, Junior.

Sallah: I thought his name was Indiana.

Henry: The dog's name was Indiana.

Marcus: Can we go home please?

Sallah: Haha, you were named after the DOG!

Indiana: I have a lot of fond memories of that dog.

Indy: Sallah, where's Marcus?

Sallah: They have him, in the belly of that steel beast.

Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf.

Legolas: What about side by side with a friend?

Gimli: Aye, I could do that.

[After Legolas single-handedly takes out an Oliphant and its drivers.]

Gimli: That still only counts as one.

Gimli: Well, this is a thing unheard of. An Elf would go underground, where a Dwarf dare not. Oh, I'd never hear the end of it.

Gimli: Certainty of death; small chance of success...what are we waiting for?

Legolas: So, it's a drinking game?

Gimli: Last one standing wins!

Legolas: [after several drinks] I...I feel something-a slight tingle in my fingers. I think it's affecting me!

Gimli: Ahh...what'd I say? He can't hold his liquor... [falls over].

Legolas: Game over.

Legolas: Final count, 42.

Gimli: 42, now that's not a bad score. I myself am sitting happily on 43.

[Legolas pulls out an arrow and shoots the Urukhai body Gimli is sitting on]

Gimli: He was already dead.

Legolas: He was twitching!

Gimli: He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!

Gimli: What is happening out there?

Legolas: Should I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?

Gimli: Oh come on, we can take 'em.

Aragorn: It's a long way.

Gimli: Toss me.

Aragorn: What?

Gimli: I cannot jump the distance you'll have to toss me!....don't tell the elf.

Aragorn: Not a word.