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Henry: Come on, Junior.
Indiana: Dad, will you stop calling me Junior?
Sallah: I don't understand. What is this Junior?
Henry: That's his name: Junior! Henry Jones, Junior.
Sallah: I thought his name was Indiana.
Henry: The dog's name was Indiana.
Marcus: Can we go home please?
Sallah: Haha, you were named after the DOG!
Indiana: I have a lot of fond memories of that dog.
Indy: Sallah, where's Marcus?
Sallah: They have him, in the belly of that steel beast.
Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf.
Legolas: What about side by side with a friend?
Gimli: Aye, I could do that.
[After Legolas single-handedly takes out an Oliphant and its drivers.]
Gimli: That still only counts as one.
Gimli: Well, this is a thing unheard of. An Elf would go underground, where a Dwarf dare not. Oh, I'd never hear the end of it.
Gimli: Certainty of death; small chance of success...what are we waiting for?
Legolas: So, it's a drinking game?
Gimli: Last one standing wins!
Legolas: [after several drinks] I...I feel something-a slight tingle in my fingers. I think it's affecting me!
Gimli: Ahh...what'd I say? He can't hold his liquor... [falls over].
Legolas: Game over.
Legolas: Final count, 42.
Gimli: 42, now that's not a bad score. I myself am sitting happily on 43.
[Legolas pulls out an arrow and shoots the Urukhai body Gimli is sitting on]
Gimli: He was already dead.
Legolas: He was twitching!
Gimli: He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!
Gimli: What is happening out there?
Legolas: Should I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?
Gimli: Oh come on, we can take 'em.
Aragorn: It's a long way.
Gimli: Toss me.
Gimli: I cannot jump the distance you'll have to toss me!....don't tell the elf.
Aragorn: Not a word.