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Lucius Malfoy: Let's hope that Harry Potter will always be around to save the day.

Harry Potter: Don't worry, I will be.

Harry: Promise me something.

Dobby: Anything, sir.

Harry: Never try to save my life again.

Moaning Myrtle: Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet.

Harry: Uh... thanks, Myrtle.

Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be?

Dudley Dursley: I'll be waiting to open the door.

Uncle Vernon: Excellent. And you?

Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.

Draco Malfoy: Scared, Potter?

Harry: You wish.

Harry Potter: What do you know about the Deathly Hallows?

Mr. Ollivander: It is rumored there are three. To possess them all is to make oneself immortal. But few truly believe such objects exist. If it's true, you really don't stand a chance.

Lord Voldemort: Why do you live?

Harry Potter: Because I have something worth living for.

Harry Potter: The longer we stay here, the stronger he gets.

Harry Potter: This is mental.

Hermione Granger: Completely mental.

Ron Weasley: The world's mental.

Ron Weasley: How long do you think she'll stay mad at me?

Harry Potter: Just keep talking about that little ball of light touching your heart, and she'll come round.

Lord Voldemort: Why do you live?

Harry Potter: Because I have something worth living for.

Harry Potter: I never wanted any of you to die for me.

Harry Potter: Come on Tom, let's finish the way we started. Together!

Harry Potter: You'll stay with me?

Lily Potter: Always.

Sirius Black: Until the end.

Harry Potter: Tell them how it happened that night. How you looked him in the eyes, a man who trusted you, and killed him!

Ginny Weasley: He just asked Fleur Delacour to the ball. Actually he sort of screamed at her. It was a bit frightening.

Harry Potter: What did he do next?

Ron Weasley: What else? I ran for it!

Harry Potter: What's with the flower? Hagrid... did you comb your hair?

Hagrid: You might want to try the same thing yourself now and again.

Harry Potter: [After reading Rita's notes.] Hey, my eyes aren't "glistening with the ghosts of my past"!

Professor McGonagall: Mr. Potter, are you and Miss Patil ready?

Harry Potter: Ready? For what?

Professor McGonagall: To dance! It's traditional for the three... well, in this case, four champions to begin the dance. Surely I told you that?

Harry Potter: No.

Professor McGonagall: Oh... well, now you know.

Harry Potter: You're being stupid.

Ron Weasley: Yeah, that's me. Harry Potter's stupid friend!

Harry Potter: Did you know, sir? Then?

Albus Dumbledore: Did I know that I just met the most dangerous dark wizard of all time? No.

Harry Potter: Professor, you knew Voldemort. You were his teacher. What was he like?

Horace Slughorn: Dumbledore put you up to this, didn't he?

Ron Weasley: I'm in love with her!

Harry Potter: Alright. Fine. You're in love with her. Have you ever actually met her?

Ron Weasley: No. Can you introduce me?

Albus Dumbledore: You must be wondering why I brought you here.

Harry Potter: Actually sir, after all these years I just sort of go with it.

Hermione Granger: She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.

Harry Potter: But I AM the Chosen One.

Hermione Granger: At least we know one good thing that came out of today.

Harry Potter: What?

Hermione Granger: Cho coudn't keep her eyes off Harry. Could she?

Dolores Umbridge: What? Do something! Tell them I mean no harm!

Harry Potter: I'm sorry Professor. I must not tell lies.

Hermione Granger: You've done it, Neville! You've found the Room of Requirement!

Ron Weasley: The what?

Hermione Granger: It's also known as the Come and Go Room. The Room of Requirement only appears when a person has real need of it, and is always equipped with the seeker's needs.

Ron Weasley: So, say you really needed a toilet...

Hermione Granger: Charming, Ronald. But yes, that is the general idea.

Harry Potter: It's brilliant! It's like Hogwarts wants us to fight back!

Olivander: Curious...

Harry Potter: I'm sorry, but what's curious?

Olivander: I remember every wand I've ever sold, Mr.Potter. Every single one. It's curious that you should be destined for this wand, when its brother gave you that scar.

Harry: I swear I don't know. One minute the glass was there and then it was gone. It was like magic.

Uncle Vernon: There's no such thing as magic!

Oliver Wood: Scared, Harry?

Harry: A little.

Oliver Wood: That's all right. I felt the same way before my first game.

Harry: What happened?

Oliver Wood: I, uh, I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in hospital a week later.

Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry!

Harry: I'm a what?

Ron: Let me get this straight, Sirius Black has escaped from Azkaban to come after you?

Harry: Yeah.

Hermione: But they'll catch Black, won't they? I mean everyone's looking for him.

Ron: Sure. Except no one's ever broken out of Azkaban before and he's a murderous raving lunatic.

Harry: Thanks, Ron.

Harry: Messers Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs offer their compliments to professor Snape...

Snape: Go on.

Harry: And request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.

Harry Potter: Sir, it's Quiddich tomorrow!

Snape: Then I suggest you take extra care, Potter. Loss of limb will not excuse you.