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Mistakes in films/shows starring Terry Jones

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Title Mistakes Trivia Pictures Corrections Quotes Easter eggs Trailer
Dinotopia 4 2
The Meaning of Life 33 1 5
Monty Python and the Holy Grail 26 8 1 23 8 1
Monty Python's Flying Circus 25 8 4 22 5
Monty Python's Life of Brian 18 13 9 5

Films/shows directed/created by Terry Jones

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Monty Python's Life of Brian 18 13 9 5

Quotes from Terry Jones

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes

Father of the Groom: One day, lad, all this will be yours.

Prince Herbert: What, the curtains?

Father of the Groom: No, not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad.

Prince Herbert: But Mother -

Father of the Groom: Father, lad. Father.

Prince Herbert: But Father, I don't want any of that.

Father of the Groom: Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, THEN sank into the swamp, but the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad. The strongest castle in these islands.

Second Villager: She turned me into a newt.

Sir Bedevere: A newt?

Second Villager: [After looking at himself for some time.] I got better.