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Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979) - 6 quotes

Directed by Terry Jones, starring Carol Cleveland, Eric Idle, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Michael Palin, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones (add more)

Genres: Comedy

Jewish Crowd: Hail the Messiah!

Brian's Mother: He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Boring Prophet: There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight O'clock.

Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!

Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?

Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea.

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honest!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity!

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right, I AM the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, fuck off!

Arthur: Er, how shall we fuck off, O Lord?

Jewish Official: All right, no one is to stone ANYONE until I blow this whistle! Even... and let me make this absolutely clear... even if they do say "Jehovah"!

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