Mistakes in films/shows featuring Graham Chapman
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| Title | Mistakes | Trivia | Pictures | Corrections | Quotes | Easter eggs | Trailer |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Meaning of Life | 33 | 1 | 5 | ||||
| Monty Python and the Holy Grail | 24 | 8 | 1 | 23 | 8 | 1 | |
| Monty Python's Flying Circus | 21 | 4 | 4 | 21 | 1 | ||
| Monty Python's Life of Brian | 17 | 11 | 9 | 2 |
Quotes from Graham Chapman
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes
Second brother: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu...
Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Second brother: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'
Maynard: Amen.
Knights: Amen.
King Arthur: Right! One... two... five!
Sir Galahad: Three, sir!
King Arthur: Three!
Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
King Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
King Arthur: What are you going to do. bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: You're a loony.
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you!
Main Knight who says Ni: We are no longer the Knights who say Ni! We are the Knights who say EcceecceecceEEpongEEwa!
King Arthur: Well, Knights who say... (thinks about it for a while) Knights who, until recently, said Ni!