Quotes from Robin Williams movies and TV shows - page 5 of 10

Adrian Cronauer: Goooooooood morning, Vietnam! Hey, this is not a test! This is rock and roll! Time to rock it from the Delta to the D.M.Z.!

Adrian Cronauer: [On air] The US Army has found out why so many young black soldiers are dying in Vietnam. When officers warn them of enemy fire by shouting "Get Down", they start dancing.

Adrian Cronauer: It's oh 6 hundred. What's oh stand for? Oh my God it's early.

David George

Sean: Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

Sean: You'll never have that kind of relationship in a world where you're afraid to take the first step because all you see is every negative thing 10 miles down the road.

Sean: You're not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you've met, she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other.

Sean: You'll have bad times, but it'll always wake you up to the good stuff you weren't paying attention to.

Will: I read your book last night.
Sean: So you're the one.

Sean: Nail them while they're vulnerable, that's my motto.

Will: Does this violate the doctor-patient relationship?
Sean: Not unless you grab my ass.

Will: I didn't ask for this.
Sean: No, you were born with it. So don't cop out behind "I didn't ask for this."

Sean: I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor anywhere. Why did work at the most prestigious technical college in the whole fuckin' world? And why did you sneak around at night and finish other people's formulas that only one or two people in the world could do and then lie about it? 'Cause I don't see a lot of honor in that, Will.

Sean: If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you. I will fucking end you. You got that, chief?
Will: Time's up.

Sean: You have a bullshit answer for everything.

Sean: See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse.

Sean: I knew you before you were a mathematical god, when you were pimple-faced and homesick and didn't know what side of the bed to piss on!
Lambeau: Yeah, you were smarter than me then and you're smarter than me now. So don't blame me for how your life turned out. It's not my fault.

Sean: Put it on my tab.
Tim: You ever plan on paying your tab?
Sean: Yeah, chief. I've got the winning lottery ticket right here.
Tim: What's the jackpot?
Sean: Twelve million.
Tim: I don't think that will cover it.

Sean: Do you have a soul mate?
Will: Define that.
Sean: Somebody who challenges you.
Will: I got... I got plenty.
Sean: Well, name them.
Will: Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, O'Connor, Kant, Pope, Locke.
Sean: Well that's great. They're all dead.
Will: Not to me, they're not.
Sean: You don't have a lot of dialogue with them. You can't give back to them, Will.
Will: Not without some serious smelling salts and a heater.

Sean: I teach this shit, I didn't say I know how to do it.

Ramon: You just got to do exactly what I say!
Mumble: Okay.
Ramon: Did I say "okay"?
Mumble: No.
Ramon: No. What did I say?
Mumble: Do exactly what you say.
Ramon: EXACTLY what I say!