Linda La Hughes: No, Tom! Don't go near the windows! Don't go near the windows.
Tom: Why?
Linda La Hughes: Umm... Because Tom, Did you know that 175% of all drive-by shootings happen near French Windows?
Tom: Twiggy preserve us. One is no longer safe in one's own home... It's like that really scary movie, that really violent one. Damn, what's it called? Chocolate Orange.
Quotes from James Dreyfus movies and TV shows
The Queen's Birthday Present - S1-E1
Inspector Fowler: And never forget. In the grand order of life there are but 2 forces. The force of Order and the force of Chaos. And in the middle. Us. The Thin Blue Line.
P.C. Goody: So 3 forces.
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