Quotes from Amanda Peet movies and TV shows

Paris: Where did you go before? What did you see? What? Tell me what you saw.
Ed: I saw you... I saw you in an orange grove.

Larry: It's your birthday next week? It's my birthday next week. The 10th.
Paris: Me too.
Rhodes: Me too.
Ed: Yeah.

Paris: I give up. HEY. I give UP. what THE hell DO you want? what DO you want, you sick bastard? What the fuck do you want from us? I am turning thirty next week, and I just want to go home, and grow oranges.

Paris: That's not possible. I was standing right there. I saw what happened. We all saw what happened.

Paris: You're a complicated cat, Edward.

Rhodes: You got a name?
Paris: Paris.
Rhodes: Paris, huh? I'll get it. [Gets chips.] Never been.
Paris: Well, you ain't goin' tonight.

Oliver Martin: What's your stance on pancakes?
Emily Friehl: I am pro-pancakes.

Oliver Martin: You figure a guy like me with a house, a job a car - a nice car - you think I'm going to have a problem finding someone to fall in love with me?
Emily Friehl: Oh, I think you're going to have a big problem.

Emily Friehl: Don't... you'll ruin it.

Oliver Martin: Actually, I'm here visiting my brother. He's a lawyer. Well, he's going to be. He's in law school, so.
Emily Friehl: Is that what you wanna do, too?
Oliver Martin: I don't know. I just finished school.
Emily Friehl: Don't people usually graduate in June?
Oliver Martin: Yeah.
Emily Friehl: It's almost a year ago. You still don't have a job?
Oliver Martin: What are you, my mom?
Emily Friehl: I don't know, when you look at me, do you see your mom?

Wayne: So Darren tells me you're a psychologist.
Judith: That's right.
Wayne: I'm in a related field.
Judith: Really? What is it?
Wayne: Pest and rodent removal.
Judith: How is that related?
Wayne: We both help people.

Judith: I don't want your shitty old house or your dead grandmother.
Wayne: I'll throw J.D. in. He doesn't look like much but girls call him the human power tool.
J.D.: It's true.

J.D.: Do you want a drink?
Judith: Scotch on the rocks.
J.D.: No problem. You want ice with that?

Judith: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
J.D.: Yes... No.
Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a man?
J.D.: Which man?
Judith: Any man.
J.D.: You mean like a tall man?
Judith: Sure, whatever.
J.D.: 'Cause I don't like tall people, they bother me.
Judith: What about a short man?
J.D.: How short? Some times people can be too short, that's weird like midgets.
Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any man, any man at all?
J.D.: Does that include celebrities?

Bryan Woodman: Do you understand what that means, it's like someone put a giant ATM on our front lawn.
Julie Woodman: Here's a question. How do you think it looks to profit off the death of your six year old?

Julie Woodman: Arabs are very family-oriented. As a people. Is that racist?
Bryan Woodman: Sure! A little.

Oz: What, no Jewish prayer before we have our ham and cheese?
Jimmy: You got a problem with my religiosity, Oz? Do unto others before you turn into a pillar of salt.
Jill: Exactly. Unless they're a rat. Then you can shoot them in the eyes.
Oz: A pillar of salt?
Jimmy: That's right. Moses said that. Read the bible, Oz.

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