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Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honest!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity!
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right, I AM the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
Arthur: Er, how shall we fuck off, O Lord?
Mistakes
When the centurion strikes Brian after Pilate confirms he wants him to do it, you can see the filming skip, showing that Brian wasn't actually struck. See more...
Trivia
When Brian wakes up after spending the night with the girl he walks down and finds loads of his followers in a cellar. He gets introduced to a guy with a deep Liverpool accent with a big bushy beard who says "'ello." This man is the late George Harrison. See more...
Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979)
Directed by Terry Jones, starring Carol Cleveland, Eric Idle, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Michael Palin, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones (add more)
Genres: Comedy
Monty Python's Life of Brian quotes
Jewish Official: All right, no one is to stone ANYONE until I blow this whistle! Even... and let me make this absolutely clear... even if they do say "Jehovah"!
Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.
Boring Prophet: There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight O'clock.







