Larry: I'm gonna shove that BlackBerry up where it's gonna be a BrownBerry.
Larry: Having money isn't the same thing as having class you know.
Sheriff Smoot: Elmer's in the barn. He's armed, and he's got a hostage, somebody named Buttercup. We figure it's either his girlfriend or his horse.
Larry: With Elmer, it's the same thing.
Larry: You gotta be kidding me. That girl had more scars on her chest than Frankenstein.
Norm: That's because she was mauled by a bear. But her boobs were real.
Madeleine: Why do I bother with a man who keeps a possum in his glove compartment?
Larry: Wally's in the glove box? Wally! Wally.
