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Burn After Reading (2008) - 16 quotes

Directed by Ethan Coen, Joel Coen, starring Brad Pitt, Frances McDormand, George Clooney, John Malkovich (add more)

Genres: Comedy, Crime

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Ted Treffon: Linda, what do you really know about this guy?

Linda Litzke: I told you he's in the Treasury Department.

Ted Treffon: But eh, no, I mean, you now he could be one of these guys that cruises the internet.

Linda Litzke: Yeah, so am I...

Osbourne Cox: Some clown, or two clowns, have gotten a hold of my memoirs.

Katie Cox: Your what?

Osbourne Cox: Stolen it, or I don't know...

Katie Cox: Your what?

Osbourne Cox: My memoirs, the book I'm writing.

Katie Cox: Well why in God's name would anyone think that's worth anything?

Osbourne Cox: I have a drinking problem? Fuck you, Peck, you're a Mormon. Compared to you we ALL have a drinking problem!

Linda Litzke: You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.

Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!

Harry Pfarrer: Who the fuck do you work for, you fucker?

Harry Pfarrer: Oh my fuck... I just killed a fucking spook!

Osbourne Cox: If you ever carried out your proposed threat you would experience such a shitstorm of consequences my friend, your empty little head would be spinning faster than the wheels of your Schwinn bicycle back there.

Chad Feldheimer: Y-you think that's a Schwinn?

CIA Superior: What did we learn, Palmer?

CIA Officer: I don't know, sir.

CIA Superior: I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.

CIA Officer: Yes, sir.

CIA Superior: I'm fucked if I know what we did.

Osbourne Cox: You are the guy from the gym.

Ted Treffon: I don't represent Hardbodies.

Osbourne Cox: I know very well what you represent. You represent the idiocy of today.

Ted Treffon: No, I don't represent that either.

Osbourne Cox: You are part of a league of morons. Oh, yes. You see you're one of the morons I've been fighting my whole life. My whole, fucking life. But guess what. Today, I win.

Harry Pfarrer: Maybe I can get a run in.

Chad Feldheimer: Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your shit.

Osbourne Cox: No. No, I'm sorry, I don't know the number to, uh, my savings account because believe it or not I don't spend my entire day sitting around trying to memorize the fucking numbers to my fucking bank accounts! Moron!

Linda Litzke: I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.

Chad Feldheimer: That guy, wait, that guy wasn't bad.

Linda Litzke: Him?

Chad Feldheimer: No before.

Linda Litzke: Him?

Chad Feldheimer: Umm, he might not be a loser...

Linda Litzke: How can you tell?

Chad Feldheimer: That's a Brioni suit.

Linda Litzke: Yeah?

Chad Feldheimer: Shit yeah!

Linda Litzke: Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?

Chad Feldheimer: Looks like his optometrist has a sense of humor.