P.S. I Love You (2007) - 30 quotes

Holly Kennedy: Maybe we can defy God and go see a Yankees game.

Daniel Connelly: Yeah, we'll be really weird friends joined by self-pity, bitterness and vomit.

Patsy: You've dropped your sweets, luv. You mustn't do that around these parts. Pretty woman like you, a fella could take it the wrong way.

Daniel Connelly: I think you're a little bit perverted. I mean, you bring me to an Irish Famine Memorial... and we're eating corned beef sandwiches. That's pretty sick.

Holly Kennedy: Gerry thought it was the best way to honor the dead... you know, show them how well we're doing.

Daniel Connelly: Look, if you ever just wanna get out... just do anything, just... I'll wait for your call. And just so you know, I'm not looking for "a thing" right now. I'm just flirting in good faith.

Holly Kennedy: I appreciate that.

Daniel Connelly: Thanks for inviting me... you're a terrible singer.

Holly Kennedy: Yes, I am.

Daniel Connelly: I'd be really embarrassed if I were you.

Holly Kennedy: Did you take your medication today?

Daniel Connelly: No, I thought I'd come here instead.

Holly Kennedy: Oh, never mind. I'm just screwed up. I'm trouble... yeah.

William: I like trouble.

Holly Kennedy: Oh no, I don't mean "cool Pulp Fiction" trouble. I mean "mental case wacko" trouble.

William: You're very sweet.

Holly Kennedy: Oh God. The last time a guy said that, he followed it up with, "But I don't date 13-year-olds."

William: Well, lucky for you, neither do I.

William: There's no man, alive or dead, who's going to fault you for living.

Holly Kennedy: I left without saying anything. He must think I'm an idiot.

Denise Hennessey: Well, you're an American. They expect us to be idiots.

Holly Kennedy: Do all Irishmen sing?

Gerry Kennedy: Only the really well hung ones.

Holly Kennedy: That's a real honest to goodness couple right there. They've probably been together since the flood.

Daniel Connelly: We're so arrogant, aren't we? So afraid of age, we do everything we can to prevent it. We don't realize what a privilege it is to grow old with someone. Someone who doesn't drive you to commit murder or doesn't humiliate you beyond repair.

Daniel Connelly: So what did your husband die from?

Holly Kennedy: A brain tumor.

Daniel Connelly: Nice!

Holly Kennedy: Dear Gerry, you said you wanted me to fall in love again, and maybe one day I will. But there are all kinds of love out there. This is my one and only life, And it's a great and terrible and short and endless thing, and none of us come out of it alive. I don't have a plan... except, it's time my mom laughed again. She has never seen the world... she has never seen Ireland. So, I'm taking her back where we started... Maybe now she'll understand. I don't know how you did it, but you brought me back from the dead. I'll write to you again soon. P.S... Guess what?

Patricia: So now, all alone or not, you gotta walk ahead. Thing to remember is if we're all alone, then we're all together in that too.

Holly Kennedy: What if this is it, Gerry? What if this is all there is to our life? You have to have a plan. Why do I have to be the responsible grown up who worries? Why can't I be the cute, carefree Irish guy who sings all the time?

Gerry Kennedy: Because you can't sing without making dogs bark?

[Daniel and Holly in the cupboard discussing how daniel coped with losing his fiancé]

Daniel: I went through a major hooker phase...like all year.

Holly: Oh I bet that didn't help at all.

Daniel: No, it helped a lot, I just started to run out of money.

Leprechaun: Are you Holly Kennedy?

Holly: If I am will you sing at me?

Leprechaun: Yes.

Holly: No, I'm not.

Leprechaun: Please don't make this an issue. I gotta sing and deliver a letter.

Holly: A letter? What's the song?

Leprechaun: 'Yah Mo Be There'.

Holly: Oh please don't. Just give me the letter.

Leprechaun: I could get reported!

Holly: By who? The leprechaun union?

Leprechaun: You know, I was in an off-Broadway play with Al god damn Pacino. I don't need this shit. Want the balloons?

Holly: No.

Leprechaun: Fine!

[Holly sings to Judy Garland DVD, wearing Gerry's boxers, shirt, suspenders and jewelry, when people walk in.]

John: What is that smell?

Holly: I wasn't expecting company. Mom, don't clean.

Patricia: I'm not. I'll just organize the garbage.

Denise: We did try to call first.

Sharon: Are you drunk?

Holly: No!

Ciara: Do you wanna be?

Patricia: Ciara! [To Holly] What happened to your head?

Holly: Pimple.

Patricia: You're not showering?

Denise: You always squeeze too hard.

John: What is that smell?

Holly: It's me, all right?

Sharon: Hey, hey, hey, don't be like that.

Holly: Like what?

Sharon: Like the only lonely widow in Gotham City.

Holly: I'm just exhausted.

Denise: Yeah, well, what are you doing, two shows a night?

Holly: Why can't I be the cute, carefree Irish guy who sings all the time?

Gerry: Because you can't sing without making dogs bark.

Gerry: Oh, no, I don't know what I said.

Holly: You said it. You know you said it.

Gerry: I don't know what I said... but I didn't mean it.

Holly: Yes you did. You mean everything you say.

Gerry: Sometimes I mean nothing when I say something.

Holly: Something is never nothing. It's always something.

Gerry: Most of what I say is nothing. It's just something to say.

Holly: No. Men say it's just something to say in order to get away with saying something... but they know they're saying something everytime they say it.

Gerry: Say what? What did I say?

Holly: You said at my mother's, you would have a baby, but that I'm not ready. TO MY MOTHER! You might as well have said I'm a lesbian!