Stifler: What's the capital of Thailand? [Hits Finch in the groin.] Bang cock!

Stifler: Are you saying I'm impolite?

Jim: Impolite would be an improvement.

Finch: Let me handle this, these are my people.

Stifler: They're gay?

Finch: No, you bleeding imbecile! They have culture, they have style, they're sophisticated!

Stifler: So, they're gay!

Stifler: Motherfucker.

Finch: [Grinning.] Yes I am.

Stifler: It's time for me to boom boom with the bridesmaids, Finch fucker, cuz I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and I'm gonna rock out with my cock out!

Michelle: Wow, Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. It's like monkeys learning to use tools for the first time.

Stifler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.