Fearless Leader: How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference?
Boris: Er... 28?
Fearless Leader: Quiet, idiot.
Rocky: I knew we shouldn't have left him! We haven't been apart in thirty-five years.
Minnie Mogul: Hey, how did that happen?
Fearless Leader: We're attached to the project.
Narrator: But even though the pun was weak, the contract was ironclad.
Karen: Bullwinkle, can you rappel?
Bullwinkle: Sure. I've been repelling viewers for years.
Narrator: And so rbtv changed its name from Really Bad Television to Rocky and Bullwinkle Television.
Bullwinkle: What's the difference?
Ohio Cop with Bullhorn: You're under arrest. Keep your hands high above your head. Just to think, its the opening of moose season.
Bullwinkle: Heavens to Betsy! This car is sticking its tongue out at me.
Narrator: At that moment, Karen and Rocky's only hope in the whole world, was Bullwinkle J. Moose... In other words, they didn't have a prayer.
Narrator: Meanwhile all was well with our heroes. Rocky was his old self again.
Bullwinkle: Ah i'll never forget our trip to New York to visit President Washington.
Narrator: And so was Bullwinkle. Yes glad to be home in their revitalized little town Rocky the Flying Squirrel took a well deserved joy ride through the sunny skies of Frostbite Falls.
Bullwinkle: Bye.
Rocky: Bye Bye.
Minnie Mogul: I can't sign a contract that will help three ruthless villains take over the world. I just can't.
Fearless Leader, Boris, and Natasha: Why not?
Minnie: My pen's out of ink.
