Druidian Priest: Excuse me, I'm trying to conduct a wedding here, which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet.
Barf: I'm a Mawg; half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.
Guy at diner: Water, my ass! Give this guy some Pepto Bismol!
Dark Helmet: Druish princess are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it.
President Skroob: Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?
Lone Starr: What the hell was that noise?
Dot Matrix: That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!
Barf: It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!
Answer: "There are two sides to every sword" is a common saying.
Grumpy Scot