Ginny: I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row.
Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.
The Geek: You know, I'm getting input here that I'm reading as relatively hostile. I mean, it's.
Samantha: Go to hell.
The Geek: Very hostile.
Grandpa Fred: Hey Howard, there's your Chinaman.
Howard: Thanks, Fred.
The Geek: So, I mean, what's your story? I mean, you got a guy, or...?
Samantha: Yes, three big ones, and they lust wimp blood, so quit bugging me or I'll sic them all over your weenie ass.
The Geek: Very nice! We're five minutes in... I'm at a loss.
Bryce: Real smooth, Cliff.
The Geek: Will you shut up? People around here work, all right? And will you hurry it up? I'm breaking like 30 major laws here.
Mike Baker: What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.
Samantha: Oh my God! What should I do? Should I go up to him and and should I say, "Hi Jake, I'm Samantha", or no, maybe I should let him come to me?
The Geek: This is not my department.
The Geek: By night's end, I predict me and her will interface.
Samantha: You know everyone in this family has gone total outer limits.
The Geek: Nice ma - nice manners, babe.
Jake: I thought she hated my guts.
Samantha: This is the single worst day of my entire life.
Mike Baker: What the hell are you bitchin' about? I have to sleep under some Chinaman named after duck's dork.
Samantha: Well, where am I sleeping?
Mike Baker: Sofa City, Sweetheart.
Samantha: I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.
Jim Baker: Why do you think you're a dork? I don't think you're a dork. I don't think Mom thinks you're a dork.
Samantha: Mike thinks I'm a dork.
Jim Baker: Mike is a dork.
Samantha: It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.
Samantha: Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.
Samantha: I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
Answer: He tells her that he is a virgin. His friends think that he is a "stud" and has had sex when he hasn't.
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