Maura Ellis: I don't wear thongs. I have a very fussy taint.
Kate Ellis: I wish being gay was a choice, because I always did like that shorts and boots look.
Maura Ellis: Yeah I dunno, for me the deal breaker might be the eating of the pussy.
Kate Ellis: Oh really? 'Cause for me, it would just be the fucking unbearable amount of talking.
Maura Ellis: Blue? What would possess a person to paint stained wood blue? What, were you raised on a tugboat?
Maura Ellis: How can one person have two colonoscopy stories?
James: A house is just a building, home is a feeling.
Kelly: We did it, you guys. We stopped time.
Kate Ellis: What kind of last name is Geernt? Geernt. Sounds like a queef on a yoga ball.
Alex: I can feel my hair growing.
Kate Ellis: I'm not a hothead, I'm brassy.
Mr. Geernt: My apologies. I was worried you were having a party, but I see now you really are having a wake.
James: Is it past the tutu?
Kate Ellis: Do you have any kids?
Pazuzu: I'm sure I do.
Brinda: Winter is coming, bitches.
Kate Ellis: Hey. Lollapazuzu, I'm partying now. You ready for me?
Pazuzu: I've been ready. My safe word is "keep going."
Kate Ellis: You're so full of shit, I'm gonna buy you Pull-Ups.
Kate Ellis: You know, I never met a Brayla before.
Brayla: I know like three.
Kate Ellis: Oh, so you're trending. God bless.
Maura Ellis: I've been thinking.
Kate Ellis: Why?
Maura Ellis: Can I borrow me your bathroom? Number one only.
Pazuzu: Fuck this shit! I'm not going to work tomorrow. TSA can kiss my ass.
