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The Princess Bride (1987) - 13 quotes

Directed by Rob Reiner, starring André the Giant, Billy Crystal, Carol Kane, Cary Elwes, Chris Sarandon, Christopher Guest, Fred Savage, Mandy Patinkin, Mel Smith, Peter Cook, Peter Falk, Robin Wright Penn, Wallace Shawn (add more)

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Romance, Thriller

Inigo Montoya: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the King all those years?

Miracle Max: The king's stinking son fired me. Thank you for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?

Wesley: I do not envy the headache that you will have when you awake, but till then, sleep well and dream of large women.

Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.

Westley: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die

Vizzini: Inconceivable! Give her to me. Catch up with us quickly!

Fezzik: What do I do?

Vizzini: Finish him, finish him - your way.

Fezzik: Oh, good. My way. Thank you Vezzini. Which way's my way?

Vizzini: Pick up one of those rocks, get behind the boulder. In a few minutes, the man in black will come running around the bend. The minute his head is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!

Fezzik: My way is not very sportsmanlike.

Vizzini: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is, "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this, "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line." [Laughs and dies.]

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can fuss.

Fezzik: ...fuss...fuss... I think he likes to scream at us.

Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no harm.

Fezzik: He's really very short on charm.

Inigo Montoya: Oh, you've a great gift for rhyme.

Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.

Vizzini: Enough of that.

Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

Fezzik: If there are, we'll all be dead.

Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.

Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

Vizzini: AARRGGHH!!

Westley: A few more steps and we'll be safe in the fire swamp.

Buttercup: We'll never survive!

Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a pity to damage yours.

Buttercup: You mock my pain!

Westley: Life is pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Westley: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

Westley: You're that smart?

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Westley: Yes.

Vizzini: Morons.

Vizzini: Inconceivable!

Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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