Rodrigues: I thought that martyrdom would be my salvation. Please, please, God, do not let it be my shame. The Lord is my refuge, and my deliverer. My God is my helper, and in Him will I put my trust. Of the Blood, all price exceeding, shed by our immortal King, destined for the world's redemption.
Manny: So now when you masturbate you think about your mom?
Newton Knight: It ain't just for us. Black, white, rich, poor, it's for everybody.
Volmer: Do you know what the cure for the human condition is? Disease. Because that's the only way one could hope for a cure.
News Anchor: Now to the question that has no clear answer. How did two twenty-something young men land a three-hundred-million-dollar Pentagon contract?
Bobby: Life is a comedy written by a sadistic comedy writer.
Lady Hideko: Is it stupid to love someone being someone like you?
Sebastian: I'm letting life hit me until it gets tired. Then I'll hit back. It's a classic rope-a-dope.
Richard Livesey: Maybe we take these guys in and come back out.
Bernie Webber: We can't live 'em out here alone. That boat won't last. We all live, or we all die.
Edward Sheffield: When you love someone you have to be careful with it, you might never get it again.
Master Durand: Coconut.
Dan Frost: Them Bishop boys are coming for you? You don't need a gunslinger. You need a goddamn regiment.
Larry Snyder: You can run. And boy, can you jump. What I want to know is - can you win?
Lyndon B. Johnson: You know, this could be your lucky day. You might be able to vote your conscience on the Farm Bill.
Senator Ralph Yarborough: I like to think that is the only way that I ever vote.
Lyndon B. Johnson: Spoken like a true one-term senator.
Baird Whitlock: Hey, Obie. You're a Communist, too?
Kimmel: Proof is not the key thing. It's doubt.
Yousef: You like Chicago?
Alan: Not in the winter.
Yousef: No, the band.
Grace Wesley: Recently when I've been praying, it's like Jesus isn't letting me feel His presence. Usually I can almost reach out and touch Him but... but right now it's like... it's like He's a million miles away.
Walter Wesley: Honey, you of all people should realise when you're going through something really hard, the teacher is always quiet during the test.