Jagat Janani: What is your name?
P.K.: I don't have any name. But I don't know why people called me PK... Pk.
Ruben: Why are their eyes so big?
Walter Keane: Eyes are the windows to the soul.
Sgt. Lance Dawson: Staff Sergeant Lance Dawson, United States Army, serial number DL3268.
Harold Dixon: A week of nothing. By golly, Aldrich, you are the most patient fisherman I've ever seen.
Gene Aldrich: Where I come from, don't catch, don't eat.
Jamie Wellerstein: Did you call your agent.
Cathy Hiatt: He's on a retreat.
Jamie Wellerstein: What the hell is an agent retreat?
Cathy Hiatt: I don't know, they go into the woods and sacrifice actresses to breed more agents.
Chrystal: What's the point in giving love if nobody gives it back?
Grumpy Cat: That's how we feel. Contrary to that sign on the door, we're not pets. I mean until somebody takes us home and loves us, we're just animals.
Madec: I kill you.
Denis: Like Godzilla says to Mothra man, let's go eat some place.
Vera Brittain: At college, more than anywhere else, one was likely to make the friendships that supported one through life.
James Payton: So, you Omar! Damn, man! You ain't what I pictured. You ain't nothing but a black dude. Probably from Decatur.
Six: People like to blame me, but I'm just a witness. The things that I see would make angels weep. And they have wept.
Günther Bachmann: Hamburg is one of the great ports of the world, Tommy. For centuries, it opened its arms to every foreigner who washed up on its shores. Now, since 9/11, the eyes of every dark skinned man - we see someone that wants to kill us. The problem is, some of them do. The question is whether Issa Karpov is one of them.