Constantine: My name will go down as the greatest thief of all time!
Dominic Badguy: You mean our names, right?
Constantine: Of course. My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar... Your name.
Edward Newgate: You're mad!
Silas Lamb: We're all mad Dr. Newgate. Some are simply not mad enough to admit it.
Lydia: Selfish people live longer.
Pearly Soames: I'll tell you something that should chill your blood. No matter how far we tip the scales our way, no matter how many of them we turn dark, nothin' seems to break their capacity for hope. They pass it back and forth like the flu at a preschool fair. We're losing, Lucifer. One bright star at a time, we're losing.
Pete: Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy Sanders: My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
Dr. Cameron McCarthy: I've got jars of peanut butter older than you.
Winnie: Where are the rivers of blood, and the mountains of bones? I was promised rivers of blood.
Alex: You know we'll be lucky to see anything bigger than a chipmunk, right?
Hiccup: This is Berk. Life here is amazing. Dragons used to be a bit of a problem. But now they've all moved in.
Tuck: I've never gone a day without seeing my friends They're, like, the only people in the world who get me.
Newt: Great, we're all bloody inspired.
Jewel: We are not people, we're birds. We have to get out into the wild and be birds, Blu.
Karate Kid: The greatest super villain of all time? More like Lex Loser!
Stephen Hawking: There should be no boundaries to human endeavor. We are all different. However bad life may seem, there is always something you can do, and succeed at. While there's life, there is hope.
Vinnie Van Lowe: I'm the reason people know that Anne Hathaway has a vagina.
Oren Little: And when you sing "Cry Me a River," it doesn't have to be the whole river.
Madame Princess Palatine: Did you know that my husband and the Marquis are lovers? It has not stopped us having children, and he loved them dearly. In battle he is immensely brave. And he has a good heart. I'm happy with my choice.
Martin: Has anyone ever told you you're a bit of an idiot?
Chris: I'm a politician, that's all they ever tell me.
Keith: Although I was only gone for a few hours, I found myself missing you. Now, it's quite possible that if I'd stayed away a few more hours I'd have just completely got over that, but now we'll never know.