Doug MacRay: I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.
James Coughlin: Whose car we takin'?
Frank Moses: Kordeski trained you?
William Cooper: Yeah?
Frank Moses: I trained Kordeski.
Hoffman: You wanna know the only thing that's wrong with killing you, Jill? I can only do it once.
Richard Stevens: I'm not your driver. I'm your partner.
Charlie Wax: Yeah, you're the chess player. I read your file.
Richard Stevens: You play?
Charlie Wax: Do I look like I play board games?
Marina: Do you know what hell is? It's not fire and devils. All that stuff they taught you when you was little. We make our heaven and our hell while we're alive, Every time we cause pain, every time we cause suffering.
Gaga: I guarantee it, I absolutely guarantee it. You just cost me 5 million dollars you ancient fuck. I'm going to eat your brains with a spoon, do you hear me? I'm going to eat your fucking brains with a spoon.
Becca: This is biology. Why are we reading The Vampire Diaries?
Edward: In the eighties, coke was all the rage. The ninties, grunge. Now it's the era of vampires. It's just super trendy.
Young Robin: Twenty rounds a second and you're still too slow.
Jack: Did you ever wanna be anything but a priest?
Father Benedetto: Have you ever wanted to be anything other than a photographer?
Jack: I do what I'm good at.
Paul Hodges: Why did you smack me?
Jimmy Monroe: I was in the moment, and the moment said smack ya.
Katie Marks: I've never been closer to anyone, and I don't know you at all.
Jack Abramoff: Washington is like Hollywood, but with uglier faces.
Orlov: The name of the agent is Evelyn Salt.
Evelyn Salt: My name is Evelyn Salt.
Orlov: Then you are a Russian spy.
Lou Ford: I got a foot on both sides of the fence. They were put there early, and they stayed put. I can't move. I can't jump. All I can do is wait until I split, right down the middle.
Pyke Kubic: That vagina gives you special privileges.
Damon Pennington: No prison in the world is airtight.
Andrew 'Pope' Cody: Turn around, pig cunt.
Dr. Raju: My wife was a very shrewish woman. I told her finally, I love you, but I want to enjoy my life. She was more outraged by that than anything I'd ever said to her.