Best mystery movie quotes of 2005

Professor McGonagall: Professor Moody! What are you doing?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Teaching.
Professor McGonagall: Is... Is that a student?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Technically it's a ferret.

Detective Fowler: If this woman's such a God-damned Saint, how did she end up raising four total fuck-ups?
Lt. Green: Miss Evelyn cycled hundreds of kids out of the foster program and into permanent homes. In 30 years she only came across four lost causes. Four delinquents so far gone she couldn't find anyone to take them in. So she did. Trust me, Fowler, these kids are congressmen compared to what they would've been.

Henry Letham: Do you know the Tristan Rêveur quote about bad art? It's "bad art is more tragically beautiful than good art 'cause it documents human failure."

Jake Green: The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look.

Violet Devereaux: Child, I believe you broke my legs.

Harry: Still gay?
Gay Perry: Me? No, I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much I can't get rid of it.

Guard: Talk. Talk, speak.
Paxton: What the fuck do you want me to say?
Guard: American.

Katherine: It's not unusual for a child to create an imaginary friend.

Brendan Frye: You got a cigarette?
Tugger: I don't smoke.
Brendan Frye: I've seen you smoke.
Tugger: I don't smoke cigarettes.

Red: What big ears you have.
The Wolf: All the better to hear your many criticisms.

Winnie the Pooh: The heffalump ate my honey. Well actually, I did, but it made me do it.

Cal: Shut up, punk.

Kyle: You get off the plane when I say you get off the plane.

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George: Houses don't kill people. People kill people.

Chief Jesse Stone: I know who killed them.
Captain Healy: Do you have motive?
Chief Jesse Stone: No.
Captain Healy: Witnesses?
Chief Jesse Stone: No.
Captain Healy: Weapon?
Chief Jesse Stone: No.
Captain Healy: Hell, I'll warm up a cell right now.

The Kid: So, as just a guy who gave another guy a sandwich, you have, like, any philosophical tips or anything, for a guy on a-kind of - road trip?
Don Johnston: You asking me?
The Kid: Yeah.
Don Johnston: Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future, isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is, is this. The present. That's it.
The Kid: Are you a Buddhist?

Lanny Morris: Having to be a nice guy is the toughest job in the world when you're not.

Tim: One, two, three, four, five, SIX.

Pinhead: When you attempted to live beyond death, you entered into my domain.
Winter: Oh my God.
Pinhead: You should be very careful what you wish for. It just might come true.

Jack: At least you can see.
Trip: Yeah, well at least you can jack off.