Jay Corgan: People change Robin, I'm not the same person I was last summer and neither are you.
Tom Valco: I think your mom's starting to like your grandfather hitting on her.
Drew Latham: There's a sentence you don't often hear on Christmas Eve.
Jack: Speak for yourself. I get chicks lookin' at me all the time. All ages. Dudes too.
Miles Raymond: Well, it's not worth it. You pay too big a price. It's never free.
Jack: You need to get laid, Miles. You know what? That's going to be my best man gift to you this week. I'm gonna get you laid.
Miles Raymond: Wonderful.
Jack: I'm not gonna get you a gift certificate or a pen knife or any of that other horse shit.
Miles Raymond: I'd rather have a knife.
Portia: If doing were as easy as knowing what were good to do, chapels had been churches and poor men's cottages princes' palaces.
Bobby Morrow: You were married?
Clare: Years ago. He was a sadistic drug addict, and I was, well, a masochistic aspiring drug addict. It made sense at the time.
Jan: For all revolutions, one thing is clear... even if some didn't work, the most important thing is that the best ideas survived. The same goes for personal revolts. What turns out good, what survives in you that makes you stronger.
Samantha Mackenzie: I'm the devil, See?
Manech (13 Years Old): Do I stink of fish?
Scott: "To catch a husband is an art. To hold him is a job." - Simone de Beauvoir.
Bart: Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.
Greenie: You gettin' a dog?
Matt: The Antarctic 13,800.000 km2 square Km's of ICE. A continent of ICE. A place where no man had ever been until its 20th century.
Paige: Do you think the people are gonna mind if I'm going to be their queen and all I've seen is the airport?
Soren: No.
Lizzie: Frankie wasn't born deaf. It was a present from his daddy.
Cole Porter: If I can survive this movie, I can survive anything.
Lalita Bakshi: You should be stirring your husband's dinner not trouble.