Zé Pequeno: The fuck I'm Dadinho! Now, my fucking name is Zé Pequeno.
Lester: My destiny is in God's hands. I'm cool with that.
Pally LaMarr: You know... I looked at myself in the mirror this morning. And there wasn't a single thing left that I recognized. Nothing.
Jim Byrd: You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.
Pero: Please, your honor I'm here to confess. That man is innocent. Your honor I can no longer live with the guilt. It was me who was stealing that car, I confess. My brother Cosimo, Saint Cosimo as he's known on the streets, was only trying to stop me. And I told him, 'Cosimo, I need to steal this car, I'm a car thief, I steal cars... by myself.'.
Guo Yi: You know, Okwe, good at chess usually means bad at life. You do realise that she's in love with you, don't you? I've been with her 20 minutes, and I know it. But then, I'm bad at chess.
Medical Examiner: Give me a break, I had to jerk off twice this morning just to get my heart started.
Salvadoran Man: Lawyers are a waste of oxygen.
Bob Crane: I think it's perfect for me. I mean, this character Hogan, he's quick on his toes, he's hip, he's a con artist. I don't wanna jinx it, but I think it's what I've been working toward my whole career.
Anne Crane: Really? You've been working towards a Holocaust comedy?
Bob Crane: Ann.
Anne Crane: What, Bob?
Bob Crane: Please, not in front of the children! They look up to me.
Anne Crane: They're small. They look up to everyone.