Across whole show

Lilly: Higher Oliver, I'm almost in.

Oliver: There is no higher. You're already standing on my head!

Lilly: Jump you idiot, jump!

Oliver: You have an extra ticket to Hannah Montana!? [everyone in lunchroom gasps] That was really loud, wasn't it?

Miley Stewart: I can't believe it. I'm going out with a ninth grader! Wooo!

Robby Ray Stewart: Well, don't believe it, because I'm not letting you go. Wooo!

Miley Stewart: Well isn't that interesting. You have your opinions, and he has his. You've gotta love a guy who isn't afraid to say how he feels!

Josh: I'm a little afraid to say anything right now.

Miley Stewart: No, you're not. If everybody says that they like hamburgers, then he's not afraid to say that he likes hot dogs! Riight?

Josh: O-kay. [looks confused]

Miley Stewart: And some people like skiing and he's not afraid to say that he likes snowboarding! [looks at Josh]

Josh: Yeah! [picks up magazine with Hannah Montana on the cover] Some people like Hannah Montana, and I'm not afraid to say she stinks!

Miley Stewart: Abso— What?!

Robby Ray Stewart: Son of a gun! That boy's got three feet!

Teenage Fan: I have been waiting so long for these scarves. I'm never taking it off!

Hannah Montana: Okay, just remember to shower in cold water only and lay yourself out flat to dry.