The X-Files (1993) - 3 quotes
starring Annabeth Gish, David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Mitch Pileggi, Robert Patrick
Across whole show
[After spilling coffee on his lap.]
Mulder: Great, now my crotch will be up all night.
Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose (series 3)
Clyde Bruckman: You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation.
Mulder: Why are you telling me that?
Clyde Bruckman: Look, forget I mentioned it. It's none of my business.
Triangle (series 6)
Skinner: Use your head Scully. It'll save your ass.
Scully: Save your own ass, sir. You'll save your head along with it.