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The first time Phoebe performs at the library this takes place at the same time Joey is on his date. During Joey's date, it's night time. But, when Phoebe is singing, it's broad daylight outside. See more...
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Just a nice little factoid to use down the pub. Marcel was removed after this series because the monkey that played him kept throwing monkey poop at the actors. See more...
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Friends (1994) - 30 quotes
starring Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry (add more)
Across whole show
Kathy: So, what did you do today?
Chandler: Well, I had an appointment to get my hair cut...
Kathy: Oh, it looks great!
Chandler: ...and then it got cancelled.
[Joey spells "Pleh" on the ground with sticks]
Monica Gellar: What's "Pleh"?
Joey Tribbiani: That's "Help" spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air.
Monica Gellar: What's "Doofus" spelled backwards?
Rachel Green: Oh my God, I'm Kip.
Joey Tribianni: You're not Kip.
Rachel Green: Do you even know who Kip is?
Joey Tribianni: Who cares? You're Rachel. Who's Kip?
Chandler Bing: Kip was my old roommate.
Joey Tribianni: Oh, THAT poor bastard.
Joey: You don't know what it's like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.
Chandler: I don't know what that's like? Up until I was 25, I thought the only response to "I love you" was "Oh, crap."
The One With the Baby on the Bus (series 2)
Joey: Ducks is heads, because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
The One With Joey's Big Break (series 5)
Joey: [to Ross] Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachel?
Ross: [Looks disgusted] Dude!
Joey: Oh, sorry, I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing.
The One With All The Resolutions (series 5)
Joey: Do you know something?
Rachel: Do you know something?
Joey: I might know something.
Rachel: I might know something too.
Joey: What's the thing you know?
Rachel: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
Joey: I can't tell you what I know.
Rachel: Well then I can't tell you what I know.
Joey: Okay, fine. [Pause.] You don't know!
Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know!
Joey: [gasps] YOU KNOW!!!!
The One With The Nap Partners (series 7)
Rachel: Hi! I just want to apologize. I'm really sorry I was a baby.
Phoebe: That's ridiculous Rachel, we were all babies once.
The One Where Old Yeller Dies (series 2)
Monica: All right, I've got a leg, 3 breasts and a wing.
Chandler: How do you find clothes that fit?
The Last One (1) (series 10)
Phoebe: And then we can teach them to sing and we'll be like the Von Trapp family. Although without the Nazis - no, that sounds kinda dull.
The One with the Monkey (series 1)
Ross: His name's Marcel. My friend Bethel rescued him from a lab.
Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent want to name their child Bethel?
The One With the Holiday Armadillo (series 7)
Ben: Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I'm part Jewish!
Ross: [Dressed as the "Holiday Armadillo"] You are? Me too!
Monica: Because... armadillos also wandered in the desert?
Ross: You wanna wander in the hall?
The One Where Rosita Dies (series 7)
Joey: What are you doing?
Rachel: Well, I was thinking of moving the couch over here.
Joey: Why would you wanna do that?
Rachel: So that there would be a decent place for me to sit.
Joey: Rach, there is a decent pla...
Rachel: And your lap does not count.
The One With The Tea Leaves (series 8)
Mona: Ross! What are you doing?
Ross: Not touching myself, if that makes anyone less uncomfortable.
The One Where Heckles Dies (series 2)
Rachel: Hey, Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.
Chandler: Neat. I'm gonna die alone!
Rachel: Okay, you win.
The One With The Jam (series 3)
Chandler: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance!
Across whole show
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian.
[Everyone stares at him.]
Chandler: Did I just say that out loud?
The One With The Video Tape (series 8)
Ross: Do you have a minute? I'd like to talk to you about something I'm really uncomfortable talking about.
Joey: Sure. How about uh, you showering with your mom?
Ross: I actually had a topic in mind!
The One with All the Poker (series 1)
Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?
Rachel: Uh. yeah, why?
Ross: Uh, nothing, I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills.
Rachel: Oh my God. Oh, do you think it's on all of them?
Joey: Oh no. I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
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