Judi Dench (back to the J list / D list)

Evelyn: We dunk biscuits into it.

Sunaina's Brother: Dunk?

Evelyn: Means lowering the biscuit into the tea and letting it soak in there and trying to calculate the exact moment before the biscuit dissolves, when you whip it up into your mouth and enjoy the blissful union of biscuits and tea combined. It's more relaxing than it sounds.

Evelyn: Nothing here has worked out quite as I expected.

Muriel: Most things don't. But sometimes what happens instead is the good stuff.

M: You've got a bloody cheek.

James Bond: Sorry. I'll shoot the camera first next time.

M: Or yourself.

M: How the hell did you find out where I lived?

James Bond: The same way I found out your name. I always thought "M" was a randomly assigned letter. I had no idea it stood for...

M: Utter one more syllable and I'll have you killed.

M: Who the hell do they think they are? I report to the Prime Minister, and even he is smart enough not to ask me what we do. Have you ever seen such a bunch of self-righteous, arse-covering pricks? They don't care what we do, they care what we get photographed doing!

And how could Bond be so stupid?! I give him 00 status and he celebrates by shooting up an embassy! Is the man deranged? And where the hell is he? In the old days, if an agent did something that embarassing, he'd have the good sense to defect. Christ, I miss the Cold War!

Queen Elizabeth: Have her then, but you're a lordly fool: she's been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you. Takes a woman to know it.

James Bond: 007 reporting for duty.

M: Where the hell have you been?

James Bond: Enjoying death.