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| Title | Mistakes | Trivia | Pictures | Corrections | Quotes | Easter eggs | Trailer |
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| Fierce Creatures | 13 | 2 | |||||
| A Fish Called Wanda | 56 | 4 | 3 | 2 | |||
| Jabberwocky | 19 | 1 | |||||
| The Meaning of Life | 33 | 4 | 6 | ||||
| Monty Python and the Holy Grail | 30 | 10 | 1 | 22 | 9 | 1 | |
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| Monty Python's Flying Circus | 27 | 9 | 4 | 23 | 5 | ||
| Monty Python's Life of Brian | 19 | 13 | 9 | 6 | |||
| Time Bandits | 15 | 1 | 5 | ||||
Below are a few quotes involving Michael Palin - click the title to view the complete list. If you think their finest moments are missing from the full list, just click "submit something" to submit something new.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes
French Soldier: Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Sir Galahad: Well, is there someone else up there we could talk to?
French Soldier: No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Dennis: Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Father of the Groom: Now now, let's not bicker and argue about who killed who, this is supposed to be a happy occasion!
Father of the Groom: One day, lad, all this will be yours.
Prince Herbert: What, the curtains?
Father of the Groom: No, not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad.
Prince Herbert: But Mother -
Father of the Groom: Father, lad. Father.
Prince Herbert: But Father, I don't want any of that.
Father of the Groom: Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, THEN sank into the swamp, but the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad. The strongest castle in these islands.
Second brother: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu...
Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Second brother: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'
Maynard: Amen.
Knights: Amen.
King Arthur: Right! One... two... five!
Sir Galahad: Three, sir!
King Arthur: Three!