Quotes from Terence Stamp movies and TV shows

Felicia: Oh, you can't do that with a ping-pong ball.
Bernadette: Do you wanna bet?

Bernadette: We've only recently discovered that young Anthony here, bats for both teams.
Mitzi: I do not.
Felicia: Oh, so we're straight?
Mitzi: No.
Felicia: Oh, we're not. So we're a donut puncher, after all?
Mitzi: No.
Felicia: Then what the hell are we?
Mitzi: I don't fuckin' know.

Bernadette: What a nice dog. What's it's name?
Bob: Herpes. If she's good, she'll heal.

Felicia: How long have we been on the road?
Bernadette: Four and a half hours.

Bernadette: How long is the run?
Tick: Four weeks. Equity minimum, two shows a night, accommodation included.

Felicia: Well, girls, what can I say? Here's to a secret very well kept.
Bernadette: Shame it's not gonna stay that way, isn't it?

Freddie Clegg: What's got four ears and eight legs?
Miranda Grey: What?
Freddie Clegg: Two dogs.

Miranda Grey: I've stayed the four weeks.
Freddie Clegg: I just have to have you here a little longer.
Miranda Grey: Why? What more can I do? What more can you want?
Freddie Clegg: You know what I want... it's what I've always wanted. You could fall in love with me if you tried. I've done everything I could to make it easy. You just won't try.

Master Gracey: But I loved her. Was love my mistake?
Ramsley: Yes.

Ramsley: How wonderful. You're going to kill a ghost.

Wilson: I'm looking for a different kind of satisfaction.

Wilson: You tell him, you tell him I'm coming. Tell him I'm fucking coming.

Wilson: Bide your time and everything becomes clear, and you can act accordingly.

Wilson: Can't be too careful nowadays, y'know? Lot of "tea leaves" about, know what I mean?
Warehouse Foreman: Excuse me?
Wilson: Tea leaves... thieves.

Wilson: I'm gonna 'ave a "butcher's" round the house.
Ed Roel: Who you gonna butcher?
Wilson: Butcher's hook... look.

Wilson: Eddy... yeah, he's me new "china."
Elaine: What?
Wilson: China plate... mate.

Terrence Bundley: The word is yes. Yes, yes, yes. Say it a million times. Say it a million more, and the word you would have said two million times would be?
Crowd: Yes!

Terrence Bundley: What was that you said?
Carl Allen: No.
[Terrence hits him with his mic.]
Carl Allen: Yes?

Terrence Bundley: Life. Everyone is living it. Or are we?
Carl Allen: Whoa. Heavy stuff.