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In the scene where Norman, Carl and Alison are talking at Norm's Harry Potter party, Alison is holding the goblet by the bottom from a side view. When it changes to a front Carl view, Alison is holding it by the top. This happens repeatedly throughout the scene. See more...

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Yes Man (2008) - 7 quotes

Directed by Peyton Reed, starring Bradley Cooper, Jim Carrey, Terence Stamp, Zooey Deschanel (add more)

Genres: Comedy, Romance

Carl Allen: Hey Carl... you wanna give your money away to some homeless guy? Yes, yes I do. How 'bout letting him use up the phone battery so that you can't get help when your car runs out of gas? You know what? That sounds like a fuckin' great idea!

Allison: Have you met my friend Ian? He's a computer hacker. He helped me erase your MySpace page, and your band's MySpace page, and your FaceBook page. Happy networking asshole!

Allison: Are you stalking me?

Carl Allen: No, I would never do that. Oh by the way, the new furniture looks great from the yard.

Terrence Bundley: What was that you said?

Carl Allen: No.

[Terrence hits him with his mic]

Carl Allen: Yes?

Tweed: Can you explain why you were at the airport buying a ticket with no luggage?

Carl Allen: You know it was a spur of the moment trip.

Tweed: Yeah I was just explaining to my partner here how much I've always wanted to see Lincoln, Nebraska.

Allison: The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.

Carl Allen: I do want to take guitar lessons. I do want to learn how to fly. Yes, I would like to learn Korean.

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