Quotes from Taika Waititi movies and TV shows

Vladislav: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet.
Viago: What are you bidding on?
Vladislav: I am bidding on a table.

Viago: I really hope that those guys don't kill those police, because it will mean more police will come. Possibly even Christians, which is totally the last thing we need in this house.

Pauline Ivanovich, The Beast: You a demon?
Viago: No, he's not a demon.
Stu: I'm a software analyst.

Viago: Some people freak out a bit about the age difference. They think, "what's this 96-year-old lady doing with a guy four times her age?" And, you know, I don't care.
Katherine: It doesn't make any difference.
Viago: No. They can call me cradle snatcher, who cares?

Viago: I went in the lounge the other day and there was blood all over my nice antique couch.
Vladislav: Which one? The red one?
Viago: Well it's red now, yeah.