Quotes from Ryan Reynolds movies and TV shows - page 4 of 6

Michael Bryce: This guy single-handedly ruined the word motherfucker.

Darius Kinkaid: You know, when life gives you shit, you make Kool-Aid.
Michael Bryce: Life doesn't usually give you shit and then turn it into a beverage.

Darius Kinkaid: I will bust a cap in your ass.
Michael Bryce: Have you ever said "please"?
Darius Kinkaid: Please, motherfucker!
Michael Bryce: Why are we always yelling?

Michael Bryce: You won't last one hour without me.
Darius Kinkaid: Fuck you!
Michael Bryce: Eat my ass!
Darius Kinkaid: That's what she said.

Sonia Kincaid: I would make a great mother, don't you think?
Michael Bryce: Oh my God, a child would be so lucky to have you as its host.
Sonia Kincaid: Thank you. It must be your powerful asexuality that makes you such a good listener.

Darius Kincaid: Are you using pepper spray?
Michael Bryce: I'm on sabbatical.

Sonia Kincaid: I need you to protect us. We're trying to have a baby.
Michael Bryce: May god have mercy on our souls.

Bobby O'Neill: They're planning a full-scale cyber attack. Do not screw this up.
Michael Bryce: Oh, we are definitely gonna screw this up.

Sonia Kincaid: I would make a great mother, don't you think?
Michael Bryce: Oh my God, a child would be so lucky to have you as its host.

Darius Kincaid: Are you using pepper spray?
Michael Bryce: I'm on sabbatical.

Mark Tobias: The one time my father shows up to Cub Scouts and I earn a merit badge in covert evasion techniques.

Rory Adams: Control, if you're listening, and you probably are 'cause you're creepy that way, can I just rant for a second about the micromanagement? We're not blood-filled meat puppets. I come from a long line of plumbers that can fix a shower, but I can't. Well, Hugh doesn't shower anyway - he's British. It's not being critical, you're just a very under-bathed nation; everybody knows it.

Gary: This is all a dream?
Margaret: No.
Gary: I'm in a coma?
Margaret: No.
Gary: I'm dead? This is hell or purgatorium or something?
Margaret: Okay, purgatorium is where Romans vomited, but no, this is as real as anything can be.
Gary: What does that mean?
Margaret: Everything is what it is. You're not who you think you are.

Gary: Um, I'm kind of having a medical situation. I don't have a belly button.

Gary: Hey, is this crack? Do you know how to do it?

Margaret: Good night, buttface.
Gary: Good night, you filthy whore.

Detective Pikachu: That's right, Mr. Mime. [chuckling] You're about to be Mr. Melt unless you start talking.

Detective Pikachu: Maybe she can tell us about the long-term psychological effects of being strapped to a baby seat... next to a bomb!

Detective Pikachu: Oh, that's a twist. That is very twisty.

Detective Pikachu: Have you ever talked to a woman before?
Tim Goodman: I've talked to women before!
Detective Pikachu: When was that, in the the birth canal?