Quotes from Lindsay Lohan movies and TV shows

Jude: Well I gotta go. I hope you get your record signed, and I hope you listen to it.

Lola: Here's what I learned: when you're happy, the whole world's New York. And that dreams are important. Someday, when you're not even looking, they find you.
Lola: It was the first time I realised that absolute reality could be so much more fun than fantasy.

Lola: I sunk into a depression only Hamlet would recognize.

Ella: Maybe we should just go to the hotel.
Lola: What? And miss the concert? Yeah, I don't think so.
Ella: We're not actually at the concert.
Lola: We're close. Stu Wolff's only a few yards away from us. And then he'll be at the after-party with us.
Ella: Your belief system amazes me.

Lola: So how've you been?
Stu: Sober. I'm in recovery - again. Someone very sweet called me a drunk. And I didn't like it.

Rachel: We can all survive Simon, you just don't have to look so damn sad doing it.

Rachel: You don't look evil.
Georgia: Make-up helps.

Harlan: You're a dangerous girl, aren't you?
Rachel: It depends on what you define as dangerous.
Harlan: Safer to get thrown from a horse.
Rachel: But you don't have to brush me or feed me after riding me.

Maggie Peyton: What's really your problem with me racing?
Ray Peyton Sr.: 'Cause you're the spittin' image of your mom... and... I can't lose her twice.

Maggie Peyton: You don't understand. That's my car out there.
Jimmy D.: Well, now, you parked it in the wrong place.

Charisma: Anyway, I thought I'd come back to start our road trip early.
Maggie Peyton: Slight problem. I promised I'd meet a friend out in the desert.
Charisma: Why? Are you burying a body?

Dakota Moss: So my finger got cut off. But nobody did it. Who's going to believe that? Look at you. You don't even believe it.
Jerrod Pointer: Yeah, I do.
[Dakota scoffs.]
Dakota Moss: That's because I fucked you.

[After having sex with Jerrod.]
Dakota Moss: Did she ever fuck you like that?
[Jerrod doesn't answer.]
Dakota Moss: Did she ever fuck you at all?
[again Jerrod doesn't answer.]
Dakota Moss: Do you think she'd start now?

Ashley Albright: Here we go again. Maggie you've known me since Seventh Grade, right? Okay, will you please tell her that I'm not lucky.
Maggie: Well, you were voted prom queen at Franklin High.
Ashley Albright: So?
Maggie: We went to Jefferson.

Ashley Albright: Ever since this masquerade bash, it's like I'm the Anti-Midas, and everything I touch turns to crap.

Maggie: Because when one door closes.
Ashley Albright: ...Two others open.

Ashley Albright: Jake... Jake is the guy I kissed at the masquerade bash.
Dana: Uh-uh.
Ashley Albright: Yes.
Dana: No.
Ashley Albright: Yes.
Ashley Albright: No.
Ashley Albright: Yes.
Dana: Yes. That's great. He's hot.
Ashley Albright: You don't understand. If I kiss Jake, it's hello fabulous carefree life.
Dana: And that's a problem.

Damian: Health, Spanish... You're taking 12th Grade calculus?
Cady: Yeah, I like math.
Damian: Eww. Why?
Cady: Because it's the same in every country.
Damian: That's beautiful. This girl is deep.

Mrs. George: Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from four to six!
Cady: Um, is there alcohol in this?
Mrs. George: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.

Cady: She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.
Janis: I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.