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Mean Girls

Damian: Health, Spanish... You're taking 12th Grade calculus?
Cady: Yeah, I like math.
Damian: Eww. Why?
Cady: Because it's the same in every country.
Damian: That's beautiful. This girl is deep.

Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?
Janis: Your mom's chest hair!

Cady: And they have this book, this "Burn Book" where they write mean things about girls in our grade.
Janis: Well what does it say about me?
Cady: You're not in it.
Janis: Those bitches.

Short Girl: Hey, get out of here.
Damian: Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!

Janis: What is that smell?
Cady: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
Janis: You smell like a baby prostitute.
Cady: Thanks.

Janis: Regina George... How do I begin to explain Regina George?
Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless.
Mathlete Tim Pak: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
Amber D'Alessio: I hear she does car commercials... In Japan.
Kristen Hadley: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
Short Girl: One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
Jessica Lopez: - And he told her she was pretty.
Bethany Byrd: One time she punched me in the face... It was awesome.

Gretchen Weiners: Maybe she feels weird around me because I'm the only one that knows about her nose job. Oh my God, pretend you didn't hear that!

Cady's mum: Where's Cady?
Cady's dad: She went out.
Cady's mum: She's grounded.
Cady's dad: Are they not supposed to be let out when they're grounded?

Cady: Wow. Your house is really nice.
Regina: I know, right?
Gretchen: Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks.

Mrs. George: I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Right, Regina?
Regina: Please stop talking.

Karen: God. My hips are huge!
Gretchen: Oh please. I hate my calves.
Regina: At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders.
Cady: [voiceover] I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there's lots of things that can be wrong on your body.
Gretchen: My hairline is so weird.
Regina: My pores are huge.
Karen: My nail beds suck.

Regina: I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... So, just promise me you won't make fun of her!

Bethany Byrd: Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons. But I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!

Janis: Why didn't they just keep home schooling you?
Cady: They wanted me to get socialized.
Damian: Oh, you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you.
Cady: What are you talking about?
Janis: You're a regulation hottie.
Cady: What?
Damian: Own it.

Janis: Wow, Damien, you've truly out-gayed yourself.

Cady: I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.

Coach Carr: At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia. And die.

Regina: Cady, do you even know who sings this?
Cady: Um... The Spice Girls?
Regina: I love her. She's like a Martian!

Mr. Duvall: Miss Smith, why would Regina refer to herself as a "fugly slut"?

Cady: She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.
Janis: I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.

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Cady breaks up her Spring Fling tiara that she receives. On stage, she breaks it up into many pieces and throws them out into the crowds; it is clear that the amount we see being thrown into the crowds is a major amount of pieces - almost too much from just one tiara. However then when she leaves the stage, we see her holding approximately half of the tiara still. This would not be possible from the aforementioned amount that Cady has already snapped off and thrown into the crowd.

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Tina Fey, the woman who plays Ms. Norbury, was also the screenplay writer for the movie.

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