Domenico Venier: If I didn't know you better I'd think you have the feigned indifference of a man in love. Go on son. Tell the truth and shame the devil.
Quotes from Fred Ward movies and TV shows
Walter Stuckel: It is my job to keep this very, very, very, very quiet.
Remo Williams: You know, Chiun, you're a real pain in the ass.
Chiun: That is because it is the shortest route to your brain.
Remo Williams: Are you hurt?
Chiun: No. When you approach middle age, there is a tendency toward bruising, my son.
Remo Williams: What? What did you call me?
Chiun: I called you a clumsy oaf! You drive like a monkey in heat.
Conn MacCleary: All I can promise you is terror for breakfast, pressure for lunch, and aggravation for sleep. Your vacations will be two minutes when you're not looking over your shoulder, and if you live to draw a pension, it'll be a miracle.
Remo Williams: Are there any disadvantages?
Conn MacCleary: Hell, I'm lucky I've lasted this long.
Remo Williams: Hey MacCleary, can you dodge bullets?
Conn MacCleary: Only if they come real slow.
Sgt. Casper: Son of a bitch! You could've busted his jaw.
Simms: That's right.
Sgt. Casper: We want him to talk.
Cpl. Lonnie Reece: You almost knocked his mouth straight down to his ass.
Sgt. Casper: Jesus Christ, Simms! We've got to interrogate the man. Now how the hell is he gonna talk to us if you're gonna break his fuckin' jaw?
Simms: That's his fuckin' problem.
Earl Bassett: What kind of fuse is that?
Burt Gummer: Cannon fuse.
Earl Bassett: What the hell you use it for?
Burt Gummer: My cannon.
Kate Reilly: Who named them graboids anyway?
Earl Bassett: A friend of ours, Walter Chang, he named them. Then they ate him.
Earl Bassett: You want to hunt graboids, you better know geology. You drive, I'm going to keep my eye on this seismojigger thing.
Señor Ortega: We have already contacted your partner, Señor McKee, but he was unwilling to help us.
Earl Bassett: Sure. Val married a good woman. Why would he want to die?
Earl Bassett: Jesus, Burt! You smoked his ass.
Burt: Just doing what I can with what I got.
Kate (White) Reilly: Believe it or not I was actually a Playmate once. Almost gave my dad a heart attack.
Earl Bassett: Miss October 1974?
Kate (White) Reilly: Shit.
Earl Bassett: That ain't no Graboid, it's something more dangerous.
Kate (White) Reilly: What's he doing? Has he got some kind of plan?
Earl Bassett: Burt always has a plan when he does something. Well... usually.
Grady: No offense Earl but you're nervous as a Chihuahua.
Earl Bassett: I'm not nervous, I'm alert.
Grady: Whatever.
Mrs. Wilkes: It's taken me ten years to get that damn war out of his head.
Rhodes: Oh yeah? Well it looks like it's still in there strong.
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