Quotes from Ellen DeGeneres movies and TV shows

Dory: For a guy with three hearts, you are not very nice.

Jenny: Okay, okay, we'll pretend to be the other kids now. Hi Dory!
Charlie: Ahoy there! Do you wanna play Hide and Seek?
Young Dory: Okay! I love games.
Charlie: We'll hide and you count and come find us.
Young Dory: Okay, Daddy.
Charlie: No, no. Not "Daddy." I'm the nice fish who wants to be your friend, okay?
Young Dory: Okay, Daddy.

Young Dory: I like sand. Sand is squishy.

Dory: What is so great about plans? I never had a plan! Did I plan to lose my parents? No. Did I plan to find Marlin? No. Did you and I plan to meet? Well, I don't think we did and that's because the best things happen by chance because that's life and that's you being with me out in the ocean, not safe in some stupid glass box.

Marlin: It really is quite a view.
Dory: Yup. Unforgettable.

Young Dory: Hi. I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss.

Jenny and Charlie: We see the undertow and we say...
Dory: Let's go!

Marlin: Now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out our bones.
Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions?
Marlin: I don't want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card, let's play the "let's not die" card.

Dory: This is the ocean, silly, we're not the only two in here.

Janet Hall: OK, well, here are your books. Uh, the Complete Idiots Guide to Surviving Divorce, The Divorce Workbook, and of course, How Come nobody loves me?

Janet Hall: Daddy's gonna play with his fire hose. That didn't sound right.