If....

Headmaster: Education in Britain is a nubile Cinderella: sparsely clad and much interfered with.

Peanuts: Paradise is for the blessed. Not for the sex-obsessed.

Mick Travis: What stands, if freedom falls? Who dies, if England lives?

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