Commissioner Brumford: [On phone.] Hello? He did what? How many animals escaped? Oh, my god.

Frank: Hello, Commissioner. You're looking lovely this evening.

Commissioner Brumford: Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?

Frank: Well, isn't that the fault of the voters?

Frank: Oh, by the way. Congratulations. I heard Edna's pregnant again.

Ed: Yeah. And when I catch the guy who did it...

Frank: The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh, sure maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing, but it hurts!

Frank: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.

Ed: Sex, Frank?

Frank: Uh, no, not right now, Ed. We've got work to do.