She's Out of My League (2010)

[Trying to name other couples like Kirk and Molly.]
Devon: The president of France and that girl who went out with Mick Jagger.
Stainer: He knows about wine! And he has a French accent! He could probably french-kiss like a motherfucker.

Stainer: You have to admit, Marnie was kind of a skank [turns around to see Marnie.] Oh, Marnie. Uh, we were just talking about the name Marnie and how it's unfortunate that it's not more common.
Marnie: Fuck you, Stainer.
Stainer: Ah, you didn't let me finish. More common for skanks.

Kirk: You lied about me to your parents!
Molly: I did not!
Kirk: "Kirk's in aviation?" That's like saying the guy who shovels elephant shit in the circus is in show business.

Stainer: Maybe you have a rich benefactor who's trying to set you up before you die. Like Great Expectations. Have you read that book?
Kirk: No.
Stainer: It's so weird!

Stainer: TSA, motherfucker!

Kirk: Stainer, I know you don't like her very much.
Stainer: Nooo, no. I hate her. In fact, the day you broke up with her I marked that down on my calendar as a day of rejoicement. I'm going to celebrate it with a cake with her face on it, but instead of eating it, we smash it.

Jack: You just gotta go up to her and say "Hey, jizzed in my shorts."

"Plane Doctor": You shouldn't be using your cellphone. It's bad for the plane.
Patty: Excuse me. Are you a plane doctor? No. So shut the hell up.

Stainer: You do realize what's happening? She's setting you up with the bitchy friend.
Kirk: Patty's not a bitch, she's just different.
Stainer: Yeah, different in that she's a bitch and other people aren't.