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Nick Naylor: How many deaths does alcohol cause each year, a hundred thousand? That's what, like twelve hundred a day? That's hardly a tragedy.

B.R.: Bitch!

Nick Naylor: Whore!

Nick Naylor: So you guys aren't mad at me for calling us the M.O.D. squad?

Bobby Jay Bliss: Actually the guys at the office liked it. We're having t-shirts made. I'll get you one.

Nick Naylor: The message Hollywood needs to send out is 'Smoking Is Cool!'

Jeff Megall: Sony has a futuristic sci-fi movie they're looking to make.

Nick Naylor: Cigarettes in space?

Jeff Megall: It's the final frontier, Nick.

Nick Naylor: But wouldn't they blow up in an all oxygen environment?

Jeff Megall: Probably. But it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue. 'Thank God we invented the... you know, whatever device.'

Nick Naylor: Now what we need is a smoking role model. A real winner.

Jeff Megall: Indiana Jones meets Jerry Maguire.

Nick Naylor: Right, on two packs a day.

Nick Naylor: My job requires a certain... moral flexibility.

Joey Naylor: Dad, why is the American government the best government?

Nick Naylor: Because of our endless appeals system.

Nick Naylor: You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him on crack.

Nick Naylor: Don't forget, I'm his father, you're just the guy who fucks his mom.

Heather Holloway: My other interviews have pinned you as a mass murderer, blood sucker, pimp, profiteer and my personal favorite, yuppie mephistopheles.

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