Problem Child 2 (1991)

Lawanda Dumore: I hate children. They ruin everything. If I had enough power, I'd wipe them off the face of the earth.

Trixie: I think your dad likes my mom. Usually when a guy does that, I hit him with a car and I knock him down the stairs, I've gotta look out for her. But your dad, he doesn't bug me so much.
Junior: And you know something? Your mom doesn't bug me so much.

Lawanda Dumore: Listen here you little monster! I am gonna marry your daddy. And then you'll be on the next plane to boarding school. In Baghdad.

Junior: Ahh, finally I get some room in here.
'Big' Ben Healy: You little psycho, this time you've gone too far.
Junior: Ah, shut your trap.
'Big' Ben Healy: You're an evil boy. And you've gotta learn to respect your elders. If your old man won't teach you some manners, by god I will.

Murph: You don't know who you're talking to. I'm a senior student at this school.
Junior: No shit, you've been here since 1970.

Junior: But my dad said the 3rd grade is the foundation of my education.
Mr. Peabody: Oh, your dad said that. Your dad is a Moron. He's a moron, you know what a moron is?, that's what your dad is.

Ben Healey: Junior, 3rd grade is the foundation of a great education. If you don't go, you'll only hurt yourself.
Junior Healy: I'm sure I'll take a few others down with me.

Trixie: You're gonna wish you'd never been born.
Junior: Ooh! I'm really scared. I'm being threatened by the Tidy Bowl girl.

Ben Healy: Junior, you remember Ms. Klaukinski.
Junior: How could I forget? Her pie gave us the runs.

Mr. Peabody: Screw you pal! I can talk that way to anyone however I want.

Lawanda Dumore: I'm Pinocchio.

Trixie: What'd you want me to come over so late for?
Junior: I had this crazy idea. I think our parents should get married.
Trixie: What are you talking about? Your dad is taken.
Junior: Well you know what, he may have a sudden change in plans.

Trixie: Junior, I'm sorry I squirted you with the fire hose.
Junior: That's okay, I'm sorry I made you barf on the Crazy Dance.